All right, people better stop what they doin'.  'Cause you're about to ruin...the image and the style that they used to... 

You drink up all the Hennessey they got on their shelf, so just introduce yourself.  You like to rhyme.  You like your beats (and chickens) funky.  You're spunky.  You like your oatmeal lumpy.  You're sick wit dis.  Straight gangsta mack.  But sometimes you get ridiculous.  You'll eat up all their crackers and their licorice.

The Humpty Dance Dress is the ultimate egg party dress.  The Humpty Dance is your chance.  To do the hump.  First you hop to the side like your leg is broken.  ...well, you know the rest.  This dress has plenty of stretch to get crazy wack funky.  And you won't be able to stop yourself with these jaunty dancing eggs all over you.  Scroll down for size guide.

Fabric: 82% polyester and 18% spandex microfiber for a comfortable and flattering stretch.

(Song parody herein done in admiration of The Humpty Dance by Digital Underground.  A song about celebrating everything that makes you different, something we love to do at LLUXURY AND LLAMAS.  Plus, it shares a name with an egg personified, and happy farm eggs are kinda our thang.  Maybe it should be our theme song.)