Dairy Girl Dream Dress

Dairy Girl Dream Dress

$89.95

Maybe you're a dairy girl, dream of being a backyard cowgirl (yes, there's a backyard cow movement...jump on board!), or just adore cows, but you need this dress.  It boasts illustrations of 14 different numbered breeds of cattle, and, when you purchase the dress, you will receive a numbered key in your inbox that you can print off.  It is purse-sized, so you can carry it with you and regale your admirers with your cow breed know-how.

This dress lets you take the comfort of being hugged by your very own cow with you anywhere.  Don't have a cow, yet?  Not even sure if you want a real cow, but like the idea?  Don't worry.  Start with this dress and then see how you feel.  I don't want to sway your judgment, but my cows really do hug me with their neck when I lay down on them.

Whether you're wearing it out with strappy heels, or to the coffee shop with boots and a jean jacket, you know you'll be in the best company.  (I'm referring to the cows, but everyone else will want to know you, too.)  Just don't forget to ask for extra whipped cream on top of your latte.  The cows would want you to.  Scroll down for size guide.

 

Fabric: 82% polyester and 18% spandex microfiber for a comfortable and flattering stretch.  

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RETURNS

We accept returns/exchanges for any reason, and we'll pay the return shipping!  Just like with our chickens, our number one goal is to make you happy.  Click the link in the page footer to access our return policy and form.